Special Carnival Cruise!!!!!!
>
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> Carnival Cruise Line announces a once in a life time opportunity: THE
> CRUISE INTO EXILE!!!
>
> Aboard our magnificent 3,646 passenger liner the Carnival Dream
> Travel
> with a star-studded group of celebrities as they leave our shores for
> the last time.
>
> In response to the many citizens who vowed to leave the country if
> Donald Trump were to be elected President, Carnival Cruise lines is
> providing a unique opportunity to fulfill that pledge in style.
>
> Passengers will have the opportunity to rub elbows with and be
> entertained by dozens of famous celebrities and performers who are
> also
> going into political exile.
>
> Premier Class travers will be invited to dine at the Captain’s table
> with honorary captains Jon Stewart and Whoopi Goldberg.
>
> Non-denominational religious service will be conducted daily by the
> Very Reverend Al Sharpton in the Paradise Lounge, Superstars Cher,
> Barbra Streisand and Miley Cyrus will perform nightly in the main
> lounge. Amy Schumer and Rosie O’Donnell will do stand-up comedy in
> the Sky Bar.
>
> Other featured guests will include Spike Lee, Bryan Cranston, Amber
> Rose, Samuel L. Jackson, Stephen King, Barry Diller and many,many
> others… among them, special guest attraction Associate Justice Ruth
> Bader Ginsburg.
>
> So reserve your cabin now, as space is limited. Call 1-800-FLEE,
> that’s 1-800-3533.
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> Disclosure and disclaimer:
>
> Carnival Cruise line is not responsible for the number of celebrities
> referred to above who actually join the cruise.
>
> Customers should be aware that, based on the past experience, a
> significant number of these celebrities will be no-shows. However, it
> is also
> possible that the celebrity guest list may be augmented by some late
> additions. Carnival Cruise is in discussions with Attorney General
> Loretta Lynch, FBI Director James Comey, IRS Commissioner Koskinen
> and, Veterans Administration head McDonald along with several Cabinet
> members and federal officials.
>
> Reverend Sharpton’s attendance is conditional upon finding someone
> to pay for his ticket and negotiating satisfactory fees for
> performing
> religious services.
>
> Prospective passengers should also be aware of the fact that several
> celebrities have indicated they aren’t going if Rosie O’Donnell
> is.
>
> Barbra Streisand has indicated that she will not attend in less her
> stateroom is bigger than Cher’s, which could be a problem. Cher
> requires better accommodations than Miley Cyrus, and a separate
> stateroom for her two Shih Tzus.
>
> Messrs. Jackson, Sharpton, Lee and Ms. Goldberg have joined together
> to insist that any armed security personnel on board should be
> restricted to the Caucasian decks only. This requirement could be
> problematic because there are, at this time, no Caucasian decks on
> Carnival ships.
>
> Carnival Cruise Line cannot guarantee that any of these negotiations
> will be successfully concluded. Passengers are also advised that in
> the event of significant cancellations, Carnival Cruise Lines
> reserves
> the right to substitute a smaller vessel for the Carnival Dream, down
> to and including
> the Carnival Imperial Inflatable, our luxury 20 passenger Zodiac.
>
> The itinerary for our star-studded cruise is not as yet finalized. We
> will most probably begin our voyage in Los Angeles because so many of
> our guests reside in that area; and New York City is an obvious port
> of call to pick up many additional guests before leaving US
> territorial waters for good.
>
> Beyond that, Justice Ginsburg wants to be dropped off in New Zealand.
> Amy Schumer wants to go to Spain. Samuel L. Jackson says he is
> “moving my black ass to South Africa”, Jon Stewart expects to end
> up “on another planet”, as yet unspecified. A stop in Canada has
> been requested by a number of our celebrities.
>
> Love yall, Bogie