Ron White
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---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Alex Tepelides <alexthegreek46@yahoo.com>Date: Sun, Apr 16, 2017 at 9:18 AM Subject: For 60 and older To:
This should put a smile on your face. Alex
CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People Questions and Answers from CARP Forum
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Q:Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
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A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
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Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
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A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
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Q:Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
Where can it be found?
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A:Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.."
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Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?
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A:Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
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Q:Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
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A:Go braless. It will usually pull them out..
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Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use Valet parking?
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A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
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A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
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Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
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A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
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A:On their foreheads.
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Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
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A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
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SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
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