Flying Chicken ... Thx Jan G and Marge R!

This is a good one –  have a great weekend.

THE FLYING CHICKEN

The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.

WHEN THE GUN WAS FIRED, THE ENGINEERS STOOD SHOCKED AS THE CHICKEN HURLED OUT OF THE BARREL, CRASHED INTO THE SHATTERPROOF SHIELD, SMASHED IT TO SMITHEREENS, BLASTED THROUGH THE CONTROL CONSOLE, SNAPPED THE ENGINEER'S BACK-REST IN TWO, AND EMBEDDED ITSELF IN THE BACK WALL OF THE CABIN, LIKE AN ARROW SHOT FROM A BOW.

 THE HORRIFIED BRITS SENT NASA THE DISASTROUS RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT, ALONG WITH THE DESIGNS OF THE WINDSHIELD AND BEGGED THE U.S SCIENTISTS FOR SUGGESTIONS.

NASA RESPONDED WITH A ONE-LINE MEMO 

"DEFROST THE CHICKEN."

(TRUE STORY)

SamKat blog skegley.blogspot.com now at +385,000 views since inception 8/2008

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I am so sorry that Carol has passed on.  You each were so good for the Clay and Portsmouth area. If you play the 'old lady's home' team all your games, which you certainly did not, 93.8 winning % is outstanding!  Please forgive my sexist remark, any of your wonderful old ladies.  

I realize, Clay, that our political agenda is opposite many times; however, you have never given me a nasty reply.

I think you touched off an increase in the people from, literally, all  over this world God made.  

I intend to offend only those who would put the USA down.  

None of the other wonderful acquaintances we share have been able to make a truer impact than Carol and you.  We do share some wonderful people in this outstanding ' cultural center of our universe'.

Thank you again Clay! Maybe you and I have earned our zero incomes out of this blog venture of the last nine years.  385,000 by 9 equals 42,778 per year which is not a record, but it is still exceptional in this poor Portsmouth kid's humble opinion. 

SamKat's Rant (Tea Party guy)

I get that normal republicans have a hard time accepting that DonaldTrump won the presidency of the USA. Bill O'Reilly reported last night that 'take CA out of the November 2016 results' and there was no contest between Trump and Clinton.  President Trump won in 75 % of the USA counties.

I continually pray for President Donald Trump.  He is right that a republican majority in both houses of Congress hardly gets his agenda through.  Paul Ryan has done better in the house than McConnell has done with the Senate.

Glenn Beck's "Common Sense" is getting fought for by President Trump and his allies in our leadership.  I can give progressives no points in having common sense for the needs of our country right now.

God bless General Kelly , VP Mike Pence and all who speak for the president's agenda.  Others should get on board or get out of the way.  I wish it were so easy.

Democrat leaders (UGH!) have zero leadership, yet that is enough to stop the other side up until now.  President Trump still has an Amazing promise keeping record in spite of all of the USA's servant leadership opposition from pour country's internal oposition.