AnAtheist Walks Through the Forest ... Thx Lyle S!

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An Atheist Was Walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers!  'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look ...   And saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could along the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing on him ... He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer ... And then ...... He tripped and fell. Rolling over to pick himself up, he found the bear was right on top of him ...... Reaching towards him with its left paw ......  And raising the right paw to strike ... At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my Godㅡ!'  Time stopped ...  The bear froze ... ... The forest was silent ...... A bright light shone upon the man, ... And a voice came out of the sky ... "... YOU DENY my existence for all those years,  ... You teach others I don't exist, And even credit creation to cosmic accident ...... Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament!?" "... Am I to count you as a believer?!” The atheist looked directly into the light ... "... It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now ...  But ... perhaps, you could make the BEAR a Christian!?" ... A pause ... "... Very well ", said the voice ... . . . . . . ... The light went out.  The sounds of the forest resumed ... The bear dropped his right arm ...  Brought both paws together ...  Bowed his head & spoke ... "... Lord, ... bless this food, which I am about to receive and to have. Amen - ! "

 

 

Lasting Defeat of the American Left ... SmKat

Sam Kegley

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Lasting Defeat of the American Left ... SamKat 1 message

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Sam Kegley	Wed, Dec 27, 2017 at 12:33 PM
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I believe President Trump has been the influence the USA has badly needed at this time in history.  Hopefully, he has the strength and capability to drive the left and many liberals completely underground and even away from our shores. I have great respect for Dennis Prager and his reporting and writing.  He is a Jewish gentleman who reports daily on the Answer Radio (98.9 FM in Columbus, Oh).  Mr. Prager has claimed that whereas Leftists want to completely harm America, liberals do not.  I have difficulty accepting that as fact. The politics of the years since President Ronald Reagan have largely gone the way of Leftists in America.  Leftists desire impeachment of our greatest President.   President Trump is no angel; however, his experiences and his contact with ordinary A American citizens during his run for the Presidency, obviously convinced him. to support freedom of religion and particularly for the Judo-Christian worshippers of our wisely created country.   God indicated that David, of the Old Testament, was a man after his own heart, and David was not like the Christ, God sent later.  He did great things and sinful things.  Most of us mortals share in doing sinful things nd God sent Jesus to pay for our sins. I pray for God to continue too bless President Trump and his family.   I believe the world's people will be saved by those who accept Christ and I pray for His return.

Democratic Platform Material ... Sounds like the party that was ... Thx Paul C!

 

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The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA)

Democratic Senators are considering introducing legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition.

“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. “We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.”

In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

 Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, “Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”

“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey”. “This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security.” With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: “As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.”

This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren & Nancy Pelosi........all Americans With No Abilities whatsoever!!