Philosophers of the past Century ... Thx Paul C!

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Philosophers of the Past Century   ~ Jean Kerr...  The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats.  ~ Prince Philip...  When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.  ~ Emo Philips...  A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.  ~ Harrison Ford...  Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.    ~ Spike Milligan...  The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.  ~ Jean Rostand...  Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.  ~  Arnold Schwarzenegger...  Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars , but I was just as happy when I had 48 million.  ~ WH Auden...  We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.  ~ Johnny Carson...  If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.  ~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).  I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.  ~ Steve Martin...  Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.  ~ Jimmy Durante...  Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.  ~ Doug Hanwell...  America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.  ~ George Roberts...  The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.  ~ Jonathan Winters...  If God had intended us to fly , he would have made it easier to get to the airport.  ~ Robert Benchley... I have kleptomania and when it gets bad, I take something for it.  ~ John Glenn... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind : every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.  ~ David Letterman...  America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.  ~ Howard Hughes...  I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire.    ~ Old Italian proverb...  After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.