Cow Hit by a Limo ... Thx Jackie B!

COW HIT BY A LIMO:

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old.

Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face.

"My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.

Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them,

"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?

39 Second Read - Reasons for the Electoral College ...Thx Paul C!

A 39 second Must Read you will want to pass on. 

In their infinite wisdom, the United States’ Founders created the Electoral College to ensure the STATES were fairly represented. Why should one or two densely populated areas speak for the whole of the nation?

 

The following list of statistics has been making the rounds on the Internet. It should finally put an end to the argument as to why the Electoral College makes sense.

 

Do share this. It needs to be widely known and understood.

 

There are 3,141 counties in the United States.

 

Trump won 3,084 of them.

 

Clinton won 57.

 

There are 62 counties in New York State.

 

Trump won 46 of them.

 

Clinton won 16.

 

Clinton won the popular vote by approx. 1.5 million votes.

 

In the 5 counties that encompass NYC, (Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Richmond & Queens)

 

Clinton received well over 2 million more votes than Trump. (Clinton only won 4 of these counties; Trump won Richmond)

 

Therefore these 5 counties alone, more than accounted for Clinton winning the popular vote of the entire country.

 

These 5 counties comprise 319 square miles.

 

The United States is comprised of 3,797,000 square miles.

 

When you have a country that encompasses almost 4 million square miles of territory, it would be ludicrous to even suggest that the vote of those who inhabit a mere 319 square miles should dictate the outcome of a national election.

 

Large, densely populated Democrat cities (NYC, Chicago, LA, etc.) DO NOT and SHOULD NOT speak for the rest of our country!

 

And...it's been verified and documented that those aforementioned 319 square miles are where the majority of our nation’s problems foment.

 

Well worth the 39 seconds to read?  Now please pass it 

DJ Taylor