Friday, March 30, 2018

Dead Penguins ... Useless Info file ... Thx Paul C (I think) !


Subject: Dead Penguins
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?  Where do they go? 

Wonder no more ! ! ! 

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you? 

It's so easy to fool OLD people. 

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!


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Interesting LOGO Information ... Thx Paul C!


YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AT THESE LOGOS THE SAME WAY, AGAIN.

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Do you see the arrow between the "E" and "x" (in white)?
I had never noticed it before.
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The 2nd and 3rd "T's" are two people sharing (or fighting over) a tortilla and a bowl of salsa.
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The world's most famous bike race. The "R" in "Tour" is a cyclist.
The yellow circle is the front wheel of a bicycle, the "O" is the back wheel.
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The arrow means Amazon has everything from A to Z
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There is a dancing bear above the "ble".
Toblerone chocolate bars originated in Berne, Switzerland,
whose symbol is the bear.
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See the " 31" embedded in the " BR"?
Thirty-one-derful flavors!
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See the gorilla and lioness (in white) facing each other?
   AWESOME ~ LOVED this one!
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The smiley half face is also a 'g".
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Just think, people get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to dream this up!
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TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU     
1) You are reading this.     
2) You are human. 
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 
4) You just attempted to do it. 
6) You are laughing at yourself.     
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. 
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5. 
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too. 
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.  You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the older category.
Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing " It's a Beautiful Morning" even when it's not.
 
 
 
  "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."
 
 
 
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