NFL OR NBA?
(Haven’t verified the numbers)
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> SUBJECT: NFL OR NBA?
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> NBA VERSUS NFL
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>>>>>> EVEN IF YOU AREN'T A SPORTS FAN THIS IS VERY INTERESTING!
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>>>>>> 36 HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SPOUSAL ABUSE
>>>>>> 7 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR FRAUD
>>>>>> 19 HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF WRITING BAD CHECKS
>>>>>> 117 HAVE DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY BANKRUPTED AT LEAST 2
>>>>>> BUSINESSES
>>>>>> 3 HAVE DONE TIME FOR ASSAULT
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>>>>>> 71 CANNOT GET A CREDIT CARD DUE TO BAD CREDIT
>>>>>> 14 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED ON DRUG-RELATED CHARGES
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>>>>>> 8 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR SHOPLIFTING
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>>>>>> 21 CURRENTLY ARE DEFENDANTS IN LAWSUITS,
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>>>>>> 84 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING IN THE LAST YEAR
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>>>>>> _CAN __YOU GUESS WHICH ORGANIZATION THIS IS?_
>>>>>> _NBA Or NFL?_
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>>>>>> _SCROLL DOWN,_
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>>>>>> _NEITHER, IT'S THE 535 MEMBERS OF THE UNITED STATES
>>>>>> CONGRESS_
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>>>>>> _The same group of Idiots that crank out__ __HUNDREDS OF
>>>>>> NEW LAWS EACH YEAR__ __DESIGNED TO KEEP THE REST OF US IN
>>>>>> LINE._
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>>>>>> _YOU GOTTA PASS THIS ONE ON!_
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>>> Thx Lyle S!
Monday, April 9, 2018
Philosophers of the past Century ... Thx Paul C!
Subject: Fw: Philosophers of the Past Century
~ Jean Kerr...
The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats.~ Prince Philip...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.~ Emo Philips...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.~ Harrison Ford...
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.~ Spike Milligan...
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.~ Jean Rostand...
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.~ Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars , but I was just as happy when I had 48 million.~ WH Auden...
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.~ Johnny Carson...
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.~ Steve Martin...
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.~ Jimmy Durante...
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.~ Doug Hanwell...
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.~ George Roberts...
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.~ Jonathan Winters...
If God had intended us to fly , he would have made it easier to get to the airport.~ Robert Benchley...
I have kleptomania and when it gets bad, I take something for it.~ John Glenn...
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind : every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.~ David Letterman...
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.~ Howard Hughes...
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire.~ Old Italian proverb...
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
