Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Keep long lead-in sales messages out of my life. Just SamKat

I believe Donald Trump traveled among the USA people and fell in love with them, maybe even more than with the tremendously beautuiful Melania.  I certainly do not disrespect her.

I am just tired of email solve everythibng long lead-ins to a sale of this or that.  If it is wonderful, that can be said more economically in words.  Please keep me away from long lead-in sales pitches.

Brothel Parrot ... Thx Lyle S!


Subject: Fwd: brothel parrot


      
> A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.  There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.   'Why so
cheap?,' she asked the pet store owner.
> The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'
> The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.  She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
> The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.'
> The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'
> When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls.' The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
> Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said,
> 'Hi Keith.'