Saturday, July 14, 2018

S.O.S. ...Thx Judi C!


We do get older but hopefully not dumber





IT'S CALLED S.O.S.


A Boeing 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 800km/33,000 feet when a cocky F-17 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.

The F17 pilot decided to show off.  On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3D million dollar headset, the F17 youngster told the 777 pilot, “Hey Captain, watch this!”

He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep, unimaginable, vertical climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier and the F17 screamed down at impossible G’s before levelling at almost sea level.

The F-17 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that?

The 777 pilot said, “That was truly impressive, but watch this!”

The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the steady 800km/hour,
and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, “What did you think of that?”

Puzzled, the cocky F-17 pilot asked, “What the heck did you do?”

The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, used the toilet, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five star hotel paid for by the company."


LESSON OF LIFE:

When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem like a good thing!

When you get older and smarter, comfort and dullness is not such a bad thing!

It's called S.O.S. -  Slower, Older, Smarter!

Dedicated to all my friends approaching S.O.S.

Bats ... Thx Gary I !

Sam Kegley

The Importance of Bats
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gidzkowski@aol.com Fri, Jul 13, 2018 at 5:50 PM



Importance of Bats  
 
The newsletter from, "The Texas Gardener Seeds" said: Put up a bat house to encourage the presence of these shy animals. 

Bats consume 3,000 or more mosquitoes and other insects nightlyand bats are less likely to be rabid than dogs are.
 
Need another reason? 

Bats are responsible for up to 95 percent of the seed dispersal that's essential to the regeneration of forests.
 
Our planet is populated with plenty of bizarre and astonishing creatures. 

Here are three from the Bat Family
http://static.tinyletter.com/AZJunk/img/beam/5731081/3D9A7649C7DD04C24AA1B341AAA5F8514.jpg
Sucker-footed Bat
 
http://www.batroost.com/short-tailedfruitbatphotographhanging.aspx
Red-Winged Fruit Bat 
 
http://static.tinyletter.com/AZJunk/img/beam/5731081/1DDE959199BA14D0AA224665D60732A59.jpg
Left-Winged Ding Bat
 
So 2 out of 3 Bats have a useful purpose!  If we could just train her to eat mosquitoes or do something useful besides spreading fertilizer which doesn't replenish the forests or anything else!!! Too bad we can't add a picture of the other looney toon, Maxine Waters.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Good ones ... Thx Paul C! Newspaper editorial cartoons could learn from these


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