Friday, January 18, 2019

Illegal Immigration Poll in California Governor's Office ... Thx Judi C!

The latest telephone poll takenby the California Governor'soffice, asked whether  people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

29% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."  
  
71% of respondents answered: "No es unaproblema seriosa."

Legislation to Prevent Gov. Shutdown ... Thx Marge R

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I Guess I Am Getting Older ... Thx Les B & Paul C!

Sam Kegley

Re: I guess I am getting older!
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Paul Claxon Fri, Jan 18, 2019 at 10:59 AM
Bcc: skegley.kegley@gmail.com
Good one! 

On Fri, Jan 18, 2019 at 10:47 AM Les Bond <leswiner@aol.com> wrote:

I Guess I'm Getting Older!



I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.  People get out of the way much
faster now.



Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers.  Now they
drink like their fathers.



I didn't make it to the gym today.  That makes five years in a row.



I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim".
I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.



Old age is coming at a really bad time.



When I was a child I thought "Nap Time" was a punishment.  Now, as a
grownup, it feels like a small vacation.



The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll
remember it."



I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"!  I'm just very wise.



If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.



Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.  We haven't met yet.



Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me
to someone I can't understand anyway?



Of course I talk to myself.  Sometimes I need expert advice.



At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I
came in there for.



Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager)  I
have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

.        I don't have to go to school or work.

.        I get an allowance every month.

.        I have my own pad.

         I don't have a curfew

.        I have a driver's license and my own car.

.        The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

.        And I don't have acne.

Life is great.



I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember
their names.



Now, I'm wondering: did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

Conundrums of Socialism in America ... Th Paul C!


??? Is the Trumpster our "One Last Chance" ??   Norm
Conundrum

   
"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one. You'll probably never need one again."
 
The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing.
 
  
Here are six Conundrums of Socialism in the United States of America : 
  
1.  America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized. 
  
2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims. 
  
3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government. 
  
4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer. 
  
5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other Countries only dream about. 
  
6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about, yet they want America to be more like those other countries. 
  
Think about it!  And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.
              
  
Makes you wonder who is doing the math.  By the way....................

1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, But we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics. 
  Funny how that works.  And here's another one worth considering... 
 
 2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money.  But we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money?  What's interesting is the first group "worked for" their money, but the second didn't. 
  Think about it.....
  Am I the only one missing something?