Mothers understand, Dave

Please excuse the rough language in the following story.....
> I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
>
>
> A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When
> they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
>
> "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
>
> "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"
>
> Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we
> returned, Sam started using the most horrible language --
> things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful
> 4-letter words! You've got to take me home. . PLEASE MAMA!"
>
> "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to
> stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what
> could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
>
> "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter,
> "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
>
> "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.
> Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
>
> Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama . . . he used words like:
> dust, wash, iron, cook"..........
>
> "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.