Wet Pants- Thanks Dr. Hovermale!

----- Original Message -----

From: Ralph Hovermale

To: Ralph Hovermale

Sent: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:09 PM

Subject: WET PANTS

A true friend!



Regards,



Ralph




Subject: Fw: WET PANTS



Come

with me to a third grade classroom......There

is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and

all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his

feet and the front of his pants are wet. He

thinks his heart is going to stop because he

cannot possibly imagine how this has

happened. It's never happened before, and

he knows that when the boys find out he will

never hear the end of it. When the girls find

out, they'll never speak to him again as long as

he lives...




The boy

believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his

head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this

is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes

from now I'm dead

meat.'



He looks

up from his prayer and here comes the teacher

with a look in her eyes that says he has been

discovered.




As the

teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named

Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled

with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher

and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the

boy's lap.















The boy

pretends to be angry, but all the while is

saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you,

Lord!'











Now all

of a sudden, instead of being the object of

ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The

teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym

shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All

the other children are on their hands and knees

cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is

wonderful . But as life would have it, the

ridicule that should have been his has been

transferred to someone else -

Susie.



She

tries to help, but they tell her to get out.

You've done enough, you

klutz!'






Finally,

at the end of the day, as they are waiting for

the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and

whispers, 'You did that on purpose, didn't you?'

Susie whispers back, 'I wet my pants once

too..'




May God

help us see the opportunities that are always

around us to do

good...




Remember.......Just

going to church doesn't make you a Christian any

more than standing in your garage makes you a

car..



Each and

everyone one of us is going through tough times

right now, but God is getting ready to bless you

in a way that only He can. Keep the

faith.





My

instructions were to pick four (4) people that I

wanted God to bless, and I picked you... Please

pass this to at least four (4) people you want

to be blessed and a copy back to

me.




This

prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the

best gifts we receive. There is no cost but a

lot of rewards. Let's continue to pray for one

another.





The

Prayer:







Father,

I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and

those that I care deeply for, who are reading

this right now. Show them a new revelation of

Your love and power, Holy Spirit, I ask You to

minister to their spirit at this very moment.

Where there is pain, give them Your peace and

mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a

renewed confidence through Your grace.. Where

there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs.

Bless their homes, families, finances, their

goings and their comings.. Amen.





(If the

Lord lays upon your heart to send this to more

than four '4' people, you are truly

blessed