Why I voted democrat- Thanks Judi Cole!

*Subject:* Why I voted Democrat




WHY I VOTED DEMOCRAT



I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I

want.

I've decided to marry my horse.



I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon

of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%

isn't.



I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of

spending the money I earn than I would.



I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is

offended by it.



I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys

will stop what they are doing because they now think we are good people.



I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know

that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and

thieves.



I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will

rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten

years if I don't start driving a Prius.



I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health

care, welfare, education, and Social Security benefits.



I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to

make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away

to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.



I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The

Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get

their agendas past the voters.



I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my rear that it is

unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view!







Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal. Suck it up. Be a MARINE.



Semper Fi,