Why I like Retirement Thanks Terry!

And They Ask---Why I Like Retirement????
















Question: How many days in a week?

Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday





Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?

Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch .











Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?

Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.







Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?

Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done ..













Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?

Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.





Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?

Answer: Tied shoes.





Question: Why do retirees count their pennies?

Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.





Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses

to retire?

Answer: NUTS!









Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or

garage?

Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids

will want to store their stuff there.





Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?

Answer: Normal







Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?

Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.



Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a

retiree?

Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.



Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the

people he used to work with?

Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth .





Question: What do you do all week?

Answer: Monday to Friday; Nothing

Saturday & Sunday I rest.











Share this one with all the retirees that you know.

I'm sure they can relate to some of them!

AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.













Happiness is a voyage, not a destination,

There is no better time to be happy than...

RIGHT NOW!!!!