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From: judith Cole
Sent: Monday, August 16, 2010 20:15
Subject: Foxworthy Taliban
Think you'll find this funny!
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I thought this was a very good one.
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Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy .
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor .
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth .
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide .
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against .
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing .
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs .
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four .
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat .
11. Your cousin is president of the United States .
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