Nancy is a saint- Thanks Judi Cole!

I love it, Judi!




Sam





----- Original Message -----

From: judith Cole

Sent: Monday, August 09, 2010 22:39

Subject: Fwd: SAINT NANCY



SAINT NANCY





On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington , D. C., an aide to House Speaker

Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.



He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's

Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the

congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.



The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues

of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."



Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation

of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi

as a saint."



The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money,

so



I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."



As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday

worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the

center aisle.



As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that

Speaker Pelosi was present.



The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Speaker Pelosi's

presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my

personal favorite personages.



Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church,

and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.



Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit.



Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief.



I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever

personally witnessed.



She married for money and is using her wealth to



lie to the American people.



She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both

in Washington , and in California .



The woman is simply not to be trusted."



The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with Obama and Senators Harry

Reid and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."