Slightly risque! But Lyle is like that... Sam

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From: Sam Kegley

To: M Shover

Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 2010 12:13

Subject: Re: Fwd: Fw: Italian Bread





Lyle,



We are anxious to learn about Martha, but your joke reminds me of a favorite story from our friend Emma Mills Clark of New Boston, Ohio.



A lot of the steel mill workers in NB were LEGAL immigrants from many ethnic groups. An older gentleman visited Dr. Mills, Emma's dad, and asked for help. Doc saw that the fellow was constipated and gave him a mild laxative and told him to try and return if he had problems. In a couple of days the Italian gentleman with little knowledge of English returned and Doc learned that he still had problems. Doc increased the medicinal strength and gave the man the same instructions. The fellow returned again and Doc said: Gosh man, haven't you shit yet?



"Shitta!, Shitta!, Shitta!, thas all I been a'doin'!"



Sam





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In a message dated 9/20/2010 10:54:27 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, katmoore@columbus.k12.oh.us writes:

Subject: Italian Bread



Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.





The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.





The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.





The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."



So, on the way home, 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.



He said "Do you have any Italian bread?"



She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"



He said, "I want 5 loaves."



She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."





He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this but me."