Monday, December 13, 2010

Dear Abby- Thanks Dr. Hovermale!

Dear Abby,



My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and

at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing

his money.


He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can

hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them

no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been

giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslums.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him,

they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!
Can you help?

Signed, Lost in DC


Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle.
You can divorce the asshole anytime you want.
The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!

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