do not tell a lie


I thought you might get a laugh from this. I read it to my Sunday school class when we talked about what bearing false witness meant. :+)

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been
right because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they
love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him
what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live
animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could
make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's
office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it any more.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my
teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her
what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now.......