Monday, October 11, 2010

Thanks Doug and Ray! Retired Denison Sales people!

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From: Doug Brooke

To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;

Sent: Monday, October 11, 2010 15:32





Jeff Foxworthy comments on Muslims





"YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF..."



1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.



2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.



3. You have more wives than teeth.



4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean."



5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.



6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.



7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.



8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.



9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.



10. Your cousin is president of the United States







Ray Springer

Jack Plymale's reesponmse to Sam's post: Kegleys, Teasing, and Christianity

Thanks Jack!




Sam

----- Original Message -----

From: Jack Plymale

To: Sam Kegley

Sent: Sunday, October 10, 2010 22:25

Subject: Re: Fw: Kegleys, Teasing, and Christianity





Sam my dad was also a Forest E,. (Edwin) and for some reason my mother chose to spell it with two "r's but he never did. Another little piece of valuable informatiom==The word TIO in spanish is "uncle". Further while I enjoyed the violence of sports. I also was in the boys glee club and the chorus when I was at PHS. Not good at it but loved the singing. I wasn't in it my senior year because of Houston Elder , the coach when I was Jr.saw me in the choir and made the remark at practice that there was one reason we'd never have a good football team and it was because we didn't have anybody playing but a bunch of GD chior boys. I knew he wouldn't be back when I was a senior, but I didn't know at shedule time what Walker would be like.so I dropped the singing Waker was a good coach and a good friend who would never say anything like that to anybody. I always wanted the chance to see what Elder thought he could do with a choir boy. By the way that was how I happen to know that the lovely hymn ended wit two, "How great Thou arts.





On Sat, Oct 9, 2010 at 3:59 PM, Sam Kegley wrote:





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From: Sam Kegley

Sent: Saturday, October 09, 2010 07:33

Subject: Kegleys, Teasing, and Christianity



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Jack P.