Perhaps my friend, Clay, chides this UK grad a bit

I love it, Clay. Kentucky boys deserve re-cycling!
I am Portsmouth Ohio born and bred but my dad hailed from Vanceburg KY originally. My dad, Forest Earl's, funeral was one of the largest I remember at Portsmouth's Central Church of Christ 41 years ago this coming April.

Sam


KENTUCKY Declares War on the USA
ONLY IN KENTUCKY !!



President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Bubba, down here at Turkey Trot Beer Joint, I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on ya!"



"Well Bubba," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"



"Right now," said Bubba, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!"



Barack paused. "I must tell you Bubba that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."



"Wow," said Bubba. "I'll have to call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Bubba called again. “Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"



"And what equipment would that be Bubba?" Barack asked.



"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor."



President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Bubba, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."



"Lord above", said Bubba, "I'll be getting back to ya."



Sure enough, Bubba rang again the next day… “President Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harold’s ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"



Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Bubba that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"


"Oh Lord," said Bubba, "l'll have to call you back."


Sure enough, Bubba called again the next day. “President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Bubba, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners."

KENTUCKY CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN!