Football

Don't know whether these are direct quotes, but good anyhow!



#1 'Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, beat Texas!' - Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.





#2. 'After you retire, there's only one big event left...and I ain't ready for that.' - Bobby Bowden / Florida State





#3. 'The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.' - Lou Holtz /Arkansas







#4. 'When you win, nothing hurts.' - Joe Namath /Alabama





#5. 'Motivation is simple...you eliminate those who are not motivated.' - Lou Holtz / Arkansas





#6. 'If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, 'Roll, tide, roll!' - Bear Bryant /Alabama





#7. 'A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.' - Frank Leahy / Notre Dame





#8. 'There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.' - Woody Hayes / Ohio State







#9. 'I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.' - Bob Devaney / Nebraska





#10. 'In Alabama , an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant.' - Wally Butts / Georgia





#11. 'You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life.' - Paul Dietzel / LSU





#12. 'It's kind of hard to rally around a math class.' - Bear Bryant / Alabama





#13. When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world: 'No, but you can see it from here.' - Lou Holtz /Arkansas ...





#14. 'I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game.' - Bear Bryant /Texas A&M







#15. 'There's one sure way to stop us from scoring -- give us the ball near the goal line.' - Matty Bell / SMU





#16. 'Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died.' - Frank Leahy / Notre Dame





#17. 'I never graduated from Iowa , but I was there for two terms -- Truman's and Eisenhower's.' - Alex Karras /Iowa





#18. 'My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.' -Bowden Wyatt /Tennessee





#19. 'I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.' - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State





#20. 'Always remember...Goliath was a 40-point favorite over David.' - Shug Jordan / Auburn





#21. 'They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces.' - Darrell Royal /Texas





#22. 'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame





#23. 'They whipped us like a tied up goat.' - Spike Dykes / Texas Tech





#24. 'I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: 'Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good.' - Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State





#25. 'Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel.' - Bobby Bowden / Florida State





#26. 'Football is not a contact sport -- it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.' - Duffy Daugherty /Michigan State





#27. After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his postgame message to his team: 'All those who need showers, take them.' - John McKay / USC





#28. 'If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.' - Murray Warmath /Minnesota





#29. 'The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.' - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame





#30. 'Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.' - Spike Dykes / Texas Tech





#31. 'It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it.' - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame





#32. 'We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches....' - Darrell Royal /Texas





#33. 'We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.' - Wilson Matthews / Little Rock Central High School





#34. 'Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.' - Darrell Royal / Texas





#35. 'I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.' - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame







#36. 'Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.' - John Heisman