Southern Medical Dictionary... Thanks Pat R. W.!

Southern Medical Dictionary

Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously.



You are going to die anyway, so live life.



Southerner's Medical Dictionary



Artery.............................. The study of paintings Bacteria.......................... Back door to cafeteria Barium............................ What doctors do when patients die Benign............................ What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section...... A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan........................ Searching for Kitty Cauterize....................... Made eye contact with her Colic...............................A sheep dog Coma............................ A punctuation mark Dilate............................. To live long Enema............................Not a friend Fester............................ Quicker than someone else Fibula............................ A small lie Impotent........................Distinguished, well known Labour Pain................. Getting hurt at work Medical Staff............... A Doctor's cane Morbid........................... A higher offer Nitrates.......................... Cheaper than day rates Node................................ I knew it Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted Pelvis................. .......... Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative............ A letter carrier Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery Rectum.......................... ****** near killed him Secretion....................... Hiding something Seizure........................ Roman emperor Tablet........................... A small table Terminal Illness.......... Getting sick at the airport Tumor........................... One plus one more Urine............................. Opposite of you're out

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