Blonde Cop..,. Thanks Clay!

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Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Phoenix,

Arizona. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift

back

into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans

ask him

for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying

20,000

bowling balls.



The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into

the back with their bike, will he take them back into town and he

agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back

and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.



By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down and sure

enough, a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady officer asks

the driver what he's carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies

"Mexican eggs."



The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a

look in the trailer.



She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on

her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as

possible plus the Swat Team. The dispatcher asks what emergency she has

that require so many officers.



"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two

have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle.