A girl, from Tennessee, walked up to the information desk in a
hospital and asked to see the "upturn".
"I think you mean the 'intern', don't you?"
asked the nurse on duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a
'contamination.'"
"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."To which the
girl replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination,
examination, fraternity, maternity.... what's
the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated
in two months, and I think I'm stagnant."
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