Competition

I am a from a blue collar family.  But, we are now living in a post-industrial nation without the oil wealth of the arabs.  And many of our leaders are green and don't know how to make our energy resources competitive.  Wake up, America!  We have a vast energy bureaucracy in our government but dwindling energy supplies of our own.  Alas, can we correct the wasted efforts of socialism?  We must in my honest opinion.

Sam


A dedicated Teamsters union official was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"




"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."



"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"



"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,'"she answered.



Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."



The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"





"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."



"That's more like it!" the union man said.



He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.





"I'd like her," he said.



"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,"but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'"





Now you know what's wrong with the AUTO INDUSTRY, our EDUCATION SYSTEM and GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE UNIONS and the seniority system in the HOUSE and SENATE


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