Heaven and bran muffins... Thanks to a good friend!

Subject: FW: Heaven...and bran muffins...




This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a

car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to

her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly

gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a

beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.

As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was

going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven." Next they

went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed

up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the

course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.

The old man asked, "what are the green fees?". Peter's reply, "This is

heaven, you play for free." Next they went to the club house and saw the

lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine's of the world laid out.

"How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is

heaven, it is free!" Peter replied with some exasperation. "Well, where are

the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly. Peter

lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of

whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is

Heaven."

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and

stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both tried to calm

him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and

said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your bran muffins, I could

have been here ten years ago!"