Friday, April 22, 2011

How to install a home security system... Thanks Pat Richards Whitehead!

**HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM**



1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work

boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



Bubba,



Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning

and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard

to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.



Cooter

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