FW- Easter- A blonde view... Thanks Bob Looney!

Subject: FW: easter ,, a blond view









Three blondes died and found themselves standing

before St. Peter. He told them that before they

could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him

what Easter represented.The first blonde, an

American, said "Easter is a holiday where they

have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and wouldn't let her in.

The second blonde, a Brit, said "Easter is when we

celebrate Jesus's birth and exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he wouldn't let her in either.

The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew

what Easter was, and St.Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that

coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover.

Jesus was having Passover feast with his disciples

when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans

arrested him. The Romans hung him on the cross and

eventually he died. Then they buried him in a

tomb behind a very large boulder ... "

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good..."

Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews

roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out.

If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."



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