Golf story by Bob Looney!

A husband and wife were out golfing together one day when they

came upon a tough par 4 hole. The husband hooked his drive deep

into the woods and proclaimed that he would have to chip out.

Then the wife said, "Maybe not, dear! Do you see that barn over

there? If I open the doors on both sides, I do believe you could

hit it right through and reach the green."

So the husband agrees to give it a try, but when he hits the ball

it goes straight through the first doors of the barn, hits the

crossbeam, ricochets back and hits his wife square in the head,

killing her stone dead.

Well, about a year goes by and the man is golfing with a friend.

He finds himself on the same hole, with the same results: a hook

deep in the woods. He is all set to chip out when his friend runs

up to him and says, "Wait! Do you see that barn over there? If I

open the doors on both sides, I think you can still reach the

green."

"No way," replies the man, "I tried that last year and got a 7."