Elvis... Thanks John Robert Looney!

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Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in

Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation.

He has never been married and he is curious as to what an

American endures in everyday life. So, he decides to go to

the States before it is too late. He hops on the plane bound

for Nevada. He arrives in the Airport in Las Vegas.

As he is exiting the plane, someone in the airport runs up

to him and exclaims, "Elvis! Oh my God! It's Elvis! I knew

you weren't dead Elvis! How have you been?"

Father looks at her and says, "Get outta me face. Can't you

see I'm not Elvis? I don't look a thing like Elvis."

The father moves on to his cab waiting outside. He hops in

his cab and he's a little upset so he tells the cabby,

"Take me to my hotel and step on it."

The cabby turns and says, "Sure thing sir - Oh my God! It's

Elvis! I knew you weren't dead! I'm your number one fan!

It's so great to see you!"

"Shut up, you imbecile. I'm not Elvis! Now turn around and

drive!" So the cabby speeds up to the hotel. Father O'Malley

gets his things and walks up to the hotel check-in counter.

"Oh my God! Oh my God! It's you!" screams the hotel clerk.

"You're back Elvis! I knew this day would happen. We saved

everything just the way you like it! Free cheeseburgers,

peanut butter and fried banana sandwiches, masseurs,

complementary hookers and a full liquor bar!

I'm so glad you're back!"

Father O'Malley looks at the hotel clerk and says,

"Thank you.. Thank you very much!"