Bar joke ... Thanks Marge Rusnak!

Remember friends, this is just a joke!  ;)

Drinking with a FLORIDA Girl !!!!







A Mexican, an Arab,







and a FLORIDA girl are





in the same bar.

When the Mexican





finishes his beer,





he throws his glass





in the air, pulls out





his pistol, and shoots





the glass to pieces.





He says, 'In Mexico ,





our glasses are so





cheap we don't need





to drink with the same one twice.'





The Arab, obviously





impressed by this,





drinks non-alcohol beer





(cuz he's a muslim!),





throws it into the





air, pulls out his





AK-47, and shoots





the glass to pieces.





He says, 'In the





Arab World, we have





so much sand to make





glasses that we don't





need to drink with





the same one twice either.'





The Florida girl,





cool as a cucumber,





picks up her beer,





downs it in one gulp,





throws the glass into





the air, whips out her





45, and shoots the





Mexican and the Arab.





Catching her glass,





setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,





she says,

'In FLORIDA ,





we have so many





illegal aliens that





we don't have to





drink with the same ones twice.'




God Bless

FLORIDA!