Concerned that I wasn't getting enough exercise, my doctor asked me about the activities I had performed yesterday, I told him about my day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a coyote in the heavy brush, marched up and down a steep hillside, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive snake".
Inspired by my story, the doctor said "you must be an awesome outdoors man"
"No" I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer."
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