Only funny ... thanks to another anonymous friend!

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Hussein Obama meets a man

with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter;

Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into

the clouds.



Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs

the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into

a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you

Mohammed?' 'Why, no,' he answers, ‘I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'



Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again,

he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a

beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Jesus,

the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'



Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his

delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an

even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with

a silver white beard and once again repeats his question: 'Are you

Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his

climbing. 'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but

you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'



Obama says, ‘yes please!' As God looks behind him, he claps his hands

and yells out: 'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'



Keep your trust in God --- Your president will be replaced.