THIS
IS INCREDIBLE!! A MUST READ for those of us who are Red/White & Blue
American's.
THE NEW
ANT and the Grasshopper, Two
Versions:
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The
ANT AND
THE GRASSHOPPER
This one is a little
different.... Two
Different Versions ... Two
Different Morals
OL D
VERSION The ant works hard
in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies
for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks
the ant is a
fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter,
the ant is
warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no
food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE OLD
STORY:
Be responsible for
yourself!
MODERN VERSION The ant works
hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks
the ant is a
fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the
shivering grasshopper calls a
press conference and demands to know why the ant should
be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and
starving.. CBS, NBC, PBS,
CNN,and ABC show up
to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to
a video of the ant in his
comfortable home with a table filled with food.America
is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How
can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so? Kermit the
Frog appears on Oprah with
the grasshopper and
everybody cries when they sing, 'It's
Not Easy Being Green...' Occupy
the Anthill stages a
demonstration in front of the ant's house
where the news stations film the SEIU group
singing, We
shall overcome.
Then Rev.
Jeremiah Wright has the
group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake,
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while
he damns the ants.
President
Obama
condems the ant and
blames President
Bush 43, President Bush 41, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and
the Pope for
the grasshopper's plight..
Nancy Pelosi & Harry
Reid exclaim
in an interview with Larry King that
the ant has gotten rich off the back
of the grasshopper, and
both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to
make him pay his fair share.
Finally,
the EEOC drafts the
Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper
Actretroactive
to the beginning of the
summer.
The ant is
fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green
bugs
and, having nothing
left to pay his
retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and
given to
the grasshopper.
The story ends as we see
the grasshopper and his
free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ant's food
while the government house he is in,
which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old
house, crumbles around them because
the grasshopper doesn't maintain
it.
The ant has disappeared
in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is
found dead in
a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is
taken over by a
gang of spiders who
terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and
peaceful, neighborhood.
The
entire Nation collapses bringing the
rest of the
free world with it.
MORAL OF
THE STORY:
Be
careful how you vote in 2012.
I've sent this to you because I
believe that you are an ant not
a grasshopper!
Make sure that you
pass this on to
other ants.
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