Larry May
Become My New Favourite!
A new
teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class
by saying, “Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!”
After a
few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, “Do you
think you're stupid, Larry?”
“No, ma'am,
but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
Larry
watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her
face.
“Why do you
do that, mommy?” he asked.
“To make
myself beautiful,” said his
mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What's the
matter”, asked
Larry “Giving
up?”
The math
teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class.
She called
on him and said, “Larry!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”
Larry
quickly replied, “NBC, FOX,
ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”
Larry's
kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they
saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
criminals.
One of the
youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted
person.
“Yes” said the
policeman. “The
detectives want very badly to capture him.”
Larry
asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?”
Little
Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved
from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump,
and chest.
After a
few minutes, Larry asked, “Dad, why
are you doing that?”
His father
replied, “Because
when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy.”
Larry,
looking worried, said, “Dad, I
think the Milkman wants to buy Mom ...”
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