Grandmother of all blonde jokes Thanks Lyle S.!

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these

blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she

decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to

paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her

Husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of

paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the

floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy

parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks

her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she

replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb,

and she wanted to do it by painting in the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She

replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it

said...

(You'll love this..)

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“FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”