Editorial - Sad Comic Commentary on our supposed leaders
Hello, dummies! Oh my Gosh, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the
accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint
Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship,
subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so
physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid's so
dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo
screwed! If I were less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look
successful.
Speaking of the Speaker ... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey
baby, you must've been something before electricity. Seriously, the Speaker may
look like an idiot and talks like an idiot but don't let that fool you. She
really is an idiot.
Charlie Rangel ... still alive and still robbing the
taxpayers blind. What does that make, six decades of theft?
Rangel's the only
man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes our tax laws but
forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn't he the Treasury
Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker.
Barney Frank
... he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider that he and Dodd caused
the whole financial meltdown, and they're not only not serving time with Bubba
and Rodney, they're still heading up the financial system!
Let's all admit it
... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on Novocain.. How did this guy
get elected? Oh, that's right ... he's from Massachusetts . That's the state
that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry -- man of the people!
You know, if
Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with
him.
Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a "lying
weasel," it may be time to retire.
Dodd's involved in more shady deals than
the Clintons. Even Rangel looks up to him!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs,
I really respect you ... especially given your upbringing ~ All you've overcome.
I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don't
know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you. Personally, I don't
think you're a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of
others?
As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President
Obama's arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree.
Now it's true when you enter
the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back
pocket.
His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass
through it. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first
name really was Barack.
Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was
able to set a record ... he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill
Clinton.
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