The Ex-wife
>
> Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
> One evening, after the honeymoon,
> he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
>
> His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
> After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
>
> Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think
> it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing.
> Maybe you should sell your guns, boat & airplane.
>
> Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
>
> She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
>
> ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
>
> "Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
>
> ”I wasn't “
>
>
>
> ****
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