Wonderful and so true ... Thanks John M!

FW: WONDERFUL and SO TRUE !!

 

To: LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDECINE.

WONDERFUL and SO TRUE !!       Every Husband and wife will love this poem!       I have a little GPS       I've had it all my life       It’s better than the normal ones       My GPS is my wife       It gives me full instructions       Especially how to drive       "It's thirty miles an hour", it says       "You're doing thirty five"       It tells me when to stop and start       And when to use the brake       And tells me that it's never ever       Safe to overtake       It tells me when a light is red       And when it goes to green       It seems to know instinctively       Just when to intervene       It lists the vehicles just in front       And all those to the rear       And taking this into account       It specifies my gear.       I'm sure no other driver       Has so helpful a device       For when we leave and lock the car       It still gives its advice             It fills me up with counseling       Each journey's pretty fraught       So why don't I exchange it       And get a quieter sort?       Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,       Makes sure I'm properly fed,       It washes all my shirts and things       And - keeps me warm in bed!       Despite all these advantages       And my tendency to scoff,       I do wish that once in a while       I could turn the darned thing off.