"4 Worms
In Church"
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . .Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup. . . Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil
. . .Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend...
Just as I've done.
"Hang in there sunshine,you're special!"
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . .Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup. . . Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil
. . .Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend...
Just as I've done.
"Hang in there sunshine,you're special!"
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