Car keys ... Thanks Ralph H!

Subject:  car keys




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>
> CAR KEYS
> Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself
> a
> personal TSA pat down.
> I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in
> the meeting room revealed nothing.
> Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I
> headed
> for the parking lot.
> My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
>
> My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
>
> His theory is that the car will be stolen.
> As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory
> was right. The parking lot was empty.
> I immediately called the police.
>
> I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and
> that it had been stolen.
>
> Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; (I
> always
> call him "honey" in times like these.)
> "I left my keys in the car and it has been stolen."
>
> There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but
> then
> I heard his voice.
>
> "Are you kidding me," he barked, "I dropped you off" !!!!!!!
>
> Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get
> me."
>
> He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your
> car."
>
> Yep it's the golden years....