Tuesday, April 2, 2013

My 2012 tax return ... Thx John M!

My 2012 Tax Return

You will love this one!

Sent from my iPad. Jerry

Begin forwarded message
I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles
me!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all
dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42
million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243
prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
They said this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

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