Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert
after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and
starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all
of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Manuel, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ...... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Manuel, Manuel, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don' forget."
"Manuel, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Manuel crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Manuel with his dying breath,
"Manuel... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? "
"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush...."
SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldn't help it! The little voices made me do it !!!
And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did!
"Hey Manuel, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ...... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Manuel, Manuel, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don' forget."
"Manuel, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Manuel crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Manuel with his dying breath,
"Manuel... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? "
"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush...."
SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldn't help it! The little voices made me do it !!!
And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did!
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