DON'T ASK ABOUT MY DOG
IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT MY DOG:
PLEASE BE ADVISED, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT MY DOG
YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,
FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,
TWO OTHER DEMOCRATS,
NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACKS,
THREE FLAG BURNERS,
AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.
FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!
NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,
BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!
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