Advertisement In Shop: Guitar, for sale........ Cheap........
.......no strings attached.
Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight....
One Lung At A Time!
On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative.
The more The Success,
The more The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking....I Gave Up Reading
My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In A Bar:'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....
Behind Every Great Man,There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is BecauseWomen Ask too Many Questions.
Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,Snore And You sleep Alone
The Surest Sign
That Intelligent Life Exists
Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
Sign At A Barber's Shop :We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment
Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager
www.skegley.blogspot.com The Blog of Sam Kegley. Many of my posts to this site are forwarded from trusted friends or family which I acknowledge by their first Name and last initial. I do not intend to release their contact info.
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