No Bull! ... Thx Clay V!

This might seem sorta strange coming from a “woman” but I thought it was kinda funny; my cousin’s husband sent it to me.  shg

Subject: NO BULL

> We recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull. We put him out
> with the herd,
> but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning
> to suspect he
> was gay, if that's possible with a bull.
> Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was
> very healthy, but
> possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
> Holy crap. The bull started to service the cows within two days. All
> of my cows! He even
> broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows! He's been
> breeding just about
> everything in sight. He's like a machine!
> I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda
> taste like peppermint.
>