Short books ... Thx Dr. H!

Subject:  Very Brief Books

Short Books!! These
books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a
pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the
humor. Just remember some of these are very, very short books.

World's Shortest Books MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS  By Tiger Woods

____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore  Foreword by George Soros ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton" ______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton _________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton _________________ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates ____________________________________ THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman _________________________________ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry _____________________________________ GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC By Amelia Earhart  ____________________________________ HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST By Dr. Jack Kevorkian __________________________________ TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell  __________________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson __________________________________ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY _______________________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson &  Casey Anthony _________________________________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY By Ted Kennedy  _________ MY BOOK ON MORALS By Bill Clinton With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson And foreword by Tiger Woods with John Edwards  ____________________________________________________ HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS  ___________________________________________________  AND, JUST ADDED: My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi ________________________________________________________ And the shortest book of them all....................... THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE By Barack Obama