Sharpton ... Thx Marge R and Cous!

Thanks Cous...

Subj: Sharpton

 

I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.
When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Harrisburg Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.........
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me,  I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.  He laid his hands on my hand and said:  "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of   God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.  He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.  

After the sermon I stepped outside and, lo and behold, my f---ing car had been stolen!